When Marble the Chelton family’s male Blue Roan Cocker Spaniel urged me to take over his comedy blog, I didn’t fully know what an undertaking it would be for a Yorkshire girl like me, especially since I had no writing experience to draw upon. Really how many dogs do you know with their own blogging empire who have multiple social media accounts to update on a daily basis? He clearly saw that even with my endearingly unusual undershot jawline and wild wild hair, that I would make a beautiful muse for Mama J’s camera loving antics. He had the foresight to know my poses would one day set the world of Instagram alight. He also was confident that my quirky personality and outspoken street nature would transfer into interesting and amusing tales for his wonderfully creative blog. I salute him every day for trusting me enough to let me take over the mantle and fulfil his readers need for a good old belly laugh.
I’m very different to how Marble was. He was a very chilled clown like figure whereas I’m an extremely feisty northern female who doesn’t take any messing from anything or anyone. From other pooches to aeroplanes flying in the skies above. I defended my Grandpa the other morning from an attacking (I believed it was going to) jet. So folks think Loose Women’s Janet Street-Porter of the doggie world and you wouldn’t be going far wrong.
Now nearly two years on my confidence has grown due to my family’s love and support and I feel secure enough to write every post thanks to being actively promoted to simply be myself. Yes, wonderfully brilliant and gloriously stunning, me! Mama J encourages me to bark out loud and proud, just not when Coronation Street is on the telly. She’s trained me that whenever I want to play all I have to do is run to my toy basket like a cheetah on speed and come back squeaking loudly into the living room with a toy and she’ll be ready and waiting for the fun to begin. I’ve developed my food foraging skills too that go along the lines of, I stare at the plate/my treat cupboard, give a paw then wait to be rewarded with tasty delights from any member of my clan. This plan is totally fool proof and always gets my belly the most excellent of results.
If like me you want to set up your own blog, go for it! Yes, being this naturally funny takes work and commitment but the pleasure I get from creatively entertaining you takes over from the momentary worry of getting writers block. I’ve worked hard at developing my use of the English language and for a dog that’s a real talent that I’ve had to hone here. I’ve learned the art of social media from tweeting to Face-booking and then everything from Instagram to Pinterest in between. I’ve taken my posing for the camera to epic supermodel levels and can now cast a critically self-assured eye over my pictures just to make sure they are suitable for Internet publication. I am boss lady of Mama J when writing this blog and I make sure she doesn’t go too crazy in her censorship of my words. Then I’m boss of the rest of my family too, wrapping them around my little Yorkshire Terrier paws.
So what ever you want to do with your life, if you do it with half the gusto that I do male or female, dog or cat and it doesn’t matter by the way, my advice would be go for it! As long as you have a thirst for knowledge and a passion for what you do, you’ll go far in life! Good luck and thank you for reading my paws crossed inspiring piece of writing about how far I’ve come due to my dogged determination mixed with talent and full on growth in confidence. Remember you are fantastic!