THE TERMINATOR'S STAYCATION

Well, it is that time of year that everyone (apart from Mama J) enjoys, holiday time! Yes, folks I’m going away on my jollies. However I’m not trekking in The Andes, beach bumming it in Thailand or going on a cultural city break. 
   I’m having a staycation! Which means I’ll be staying at home and getting my waistline in check (what girl doesn’t have to do this) with lots of healthy pooch treats, long luscious walks in the countryside and having lots of cuddles from Mama J, Granny and Grandpa. Sounds wonderful however a lot like normal life for me. What a lucky girl I am!
   So just like Arnold Schwarzenegger said in The Terminator, “I’ll be back!”
On my return I’ll be telling you all a tale (tail) about how I could’ve featured on an episode of the hit Channel 5 television show The Yorkshire Vet (well if I was a client of theirs of course). Also an exciting plot line that could be seen on the next series of Midsomer Murders, (although I have the copyright over this idea, so think on story line writers on that show) where an attempt was made on Mama J’s life all to do with some chicken in mustard and honey sauce!
   There I’ve left you with the cliffhanger to end all cliffhangers! Chat with you all soon.
  

3 comments:

  1. Staycations are the best! You get to relax and eat food and sleep and zzzzzzzz, yawn.
    Ooo, almost a to star, we will be looking out for you ;)
    Elliot and Cricket x

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    1. Thank you so much. I'll be staycationing for all the puppies amongst us who enjoy fine food and cuddles in life. Be back in a few weeks. Have a lovely week yourself.

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  2. Nati City sees several movie productions a year. Why John Travolta was in filming The Life And Times Of John Gotti. We got to stand and watch at the corner as they were filming. Maybe if you lived here you could have been featured.
    Sweet William The Scot

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