I have been an exceptionally good boy this year (I know you have been keeping you beady eye on me) so for Christmas please may I have the following:-
More Tim Henman style toys. Yes named after the former British tennis star. I didn't have the heart to rename him Andy Murray when Tim retired to his Wimbledon commentary box.
Another rope to play tug of war with Mum, Joolsy or when I'm feeling highly competitive Dad.
More luscious drinks. Okay so better make mine and Elsie's a water, staggering around drunk is not a good look for a dog. By the way that's Mum and Dad's stash that I keep nudging as I pass.
A better pair of glasses, this pair are not designer enough for a pooch of my calibre!
A toy that doesn't resemble Elsie as much. I get confused as I try to play!
Thank you Santa, love, licks and paws Marble. xxx